Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding. You know, to establish a "maternal bond" between unrelated persons of the opposite sex, so they can be in the same room together or something.
I would say "there are no words," but of course that's not true. There are plenty, many of them obscene, most merely incoherent. What is it about the desert monotheisms that breeds the crazy? Does the heat just bake their brain function out of them?